Current JoyPoll results for 1258 entries:
Who's making whom fat?
The first guy, with his video games, ... he needs a Wii!
The second guy, with his food, ... actually, it's his friend's food... he helps himself to it.
The computers are making them fat, ... are you saying their OS is bloated?
It's not the computers, it's the Internet, ... he's got a fat tube, if that makes a difference.
Their friendship is re-enforcing their fatness, ... the manufacturers of soda and chips consider these guys as their best friends.
It's genetic, ... their parents were lazy pigs?
Nitrozac is the problem! Quit drawing those geeks fat, ... OK, next week she'll starve them and make them go to the gym.
I'm fattening up on the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and getting round.
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