Current JoyPoll results for 964 entries:
Which office gag would be your favorite?
Whoopee Ringtones, ... just be glad there's no Whoopee Smelltones.
Squirting iPod Nano, ... a thousand millilitres in your pocket!
Leaking Palm Pilot Stylus, ... that's why pocket protectors were invented.
"Bum Print" Xerox Paper, ... I hope it doesn't make you the butt of office jokes.
Trick Blackberry Tar Ball, ... talk about keeping in touch!
Joy Buzzer Pager, ... we recommend you turn it off during a movie.
Boomerang Stapler, ... it's not red, but it will make your head so!
Porno-O-Printer, ... it prints Betty Pages!
Presenter X-Ray Specs, ... it might cure your nervousness, but it will also probably make you queazy.
Onion Cappuccino, ... tall, short, grande, red, Bermuda, or shallot?
I'm gagging on the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a Polaris Nuclear Sub for only $6.98.
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