Current JoyPoll results for 1117 entries: What controls would you most like to wield?
Parental Controls, ... I bet they wish they used birth control.
Annoying Neighbor Controls, ... if you can't control him, there's always the starting a lawn mower at 6am trick.
Annoying Co-Worker Controls, ... would a Cubicle Confinement System suffice?
Significant Other Controls, ... if you believe that's possible, I have some beach front on Hoth you might be interested in.
Master of the Universe Controls, ... you're such a Skeletor.
Self Control, ... is that chocolate cake your Master?
I'm controlling the results with my mind.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the findings of the Control Panel.
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What controls would you most like to wield?