Current JoyPoll results for 1182 entries:
What would you use a Third Arm for?
Finally, I can eat pizza while playing Segway polo, ... yeah, like just having two arms really stopped you before.
Scratch my back, ... I'll scratch yours if you articulate mine.
I'd use it for all the dirty jobs, like cleaning out the kitty litter, or removing old tea bags from the kitchen sink, ... ewwwwww... /me dons a Third Arm glove.
I'd give myself a hug, ... awwwww.... /me slaps you with my Third Arm.
The ultimate high tech Monkey Spanker, ... watch out you don't shock the monkey!
Doc Ock. Nuff said, ... or do you prefer Doctor Pentapod?
My back is itchy now.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and needing an extra hand.
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