Current JoyPoll results for 1044 entries:
What do you think knocked the guy off his stool?
I think he just lost his balance, ... especially after the cat sawed off one leg of the stool.
He slipped on this banana peel, ... do you think the cat got the old lady too?
The cat, of course, ... it was under the impression that this guy was his Service Human.
A bitter service dog, ... at least it wasn't a biter service dog.
The cat hired a bitter service dog to do the dirty work, ... be careful Kitty, service dogs don't clean up the mess after.
I'd say it's the cat, but if I did, my cat would start planning how to knock me over, ... did you make sure your cat didn't see you vote?
Only fools use stools.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and poor service.
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