Current JoyPoll results for 1066 entries:
What kind of patch do you need most?
Software Pain Patch, ... you'll need a new one for every update.
Co-worker removal patch, ... it's filled with acid, so stick it on them, not yourself.
Relationship patch, ... also known as the transdermal chocolate and apology.
Caffeine patch, ... can't you just apply a coffee bag to the forearm?
Remember-all-the-things-I-forget patch, ... so in other words, a Post-it note!
Cabbage patch, ... better remove the birth control patch first.
Duct tape's all I need!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a time-release dose of tiny errors.
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