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Current JoyPoll results for 1066 entries:
What kind of patch do you need most?
| Software Pain Patch, ... you'll need a new one for every update. |
49 |
4% |
 |
| Co-worker removal patch, ... it's filled with acid, so stick it on them, not yourself. |
81 |
7% |
 |
| Relationship patch, ... also known as the transdermal chocolate and apology. |
181 |
16% |
 |
| Caffeine patch, ... can't you just apply a coffee bag to the forearm? |
153 |
14% |
 |
| Remember-all-the-things-I-forget patch, ... so in other words, a Post-it note! |
385 |
36% |
 |
| Cabbage patch, ... better remove the birth control patch first. |
96 |
9% |
 |
| Duct tape's all I need!
|
121 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a time-release dose of tiny errors.
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