Current JoyPoll results for 924 entries:
Which other cost-cutting measure would you most recommend for Santa?
Start feeding the reindeer kitchen scraps, ... or perhaps Elf-yent Green?
Deliver gifts on the 27th, to take advantage of post-Xmas sales, ... in other words, celebrate Boxing Day like civilized nations do.
Skimp on wrapping paper, and drop the ribbons and bows... re-use those festive plastic shopping bags!
e-Cards, ... even better, just CC everyone an URL.
Milk and cookie disposal fee, ... after enough milk and cookies, you end up paying for it.
Only give gifts to good adults, ... how good can an adult be before being bad?
Santa? oh, I thought you meant Satan.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Elfamentary particles.
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