Current JoyPoll results for 1131 entries:
Which is more evil?
Burning paper bag with dog poop in it, left on doorstep, ... you know, it doesn't have to be dog poop.
Dunking pigtails into ink, ... now-a-days, people want their pigtails colored anyway.
Uploading embarassing video to YouTube, ... but it's so addicting to watch evil!
Extreme wedgie, ... so you'll be singing soprano for a while?
"Kick me!" sign, taped to back, ... oldest trick in the book, yes. Still funny, yes.
Getting someone a Zune, instead of the iPod they wanted, ... if that happens, I hope they get poop in a flaming bag put on their doorstep, and the results uploaded to YouTube.
I can't vote, I gotta put out this fire on my doorstep!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Lex Luthor's hair.
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