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What happened next?
He said "Of course not dear! I'm just making sure that feature is turned off, as you look so lovely and slim today.", ... he is well practiced in the fine art of lying his way out of trouble.
He said "What do you mean? That's why you insisted we buy this camera in the first place!", ... yes, but that was never to be spoken of again.
He apologized, and then continued to look at the photos of his mistress he took last night, ... they didn't need the slimming filter... lucky fella.
He said "No, I'm actually setting it to the squirt gun setting." Then he sprayed her in the face, ... and she loved it, as he had filled the squirt gun reservoir with whipped cream.
He muttered under his breath... "I wish this camera had a "disappear forever" setting.", ... ironically, later that day, the autopsy photos of him weren't that flattering.
He just smiled at her, as he pressed a button and uploaded the photo to whydidimarrythisbitch.com, ... it was revenge for yesterday, when she sent his photo to iamsickofmyhusbandspotbelly.com.
I believe that nothing happened next, as the comic universe collapsed into quantum mechanical nothingness.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what do mean I look rounded to 100%??!
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