Current JoyPoll results for 1269 entries:
How much time do you need in Apple's Bereavement Room?
Not any. I don't care for Apple's stuff, ... you're really in denial!
I could use a bit, but iTunes 7, the tiny new Shuffle, and the colored Nanos have really softened the blow of the lack of a widescreen iPod, ... besides, there's still a bunch of Tuesdays before Christmas!
I'm putting on a brave face over the no widescreen iPod thing, but I suspect I'll be in tears soon, ... feel your feelings, then go out and buy yourself a new nano.
I'm hurt, shocked, and in denial. I'm booking a weekend in there, ... you might want to download some movies to help pass the time.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO WIDESCREEN iPODS??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!, ... it was virtual, like its scroll wheel.
I'm going in there just to meet that hot Bereavement Genius, ... if she rejects you, you'll probably need therapy.
I'm mourning the fact I didn't vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and good grief.
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