Current JoyPoll results for 947 entries:
What advice would you give to the bears?
That is just an urban myth, humans share food gladly, ... it's the babes, wealth, and natural resources thing that causes all the trouble.
Humans mostly eat garbage, so don't eat what they do, ... and bears, if you are on a road trip and can't cook at home, at least stick to the lighter entrees and salads.
Keep your opinions to yourself and stick to driving, you stupid bears, ... wow, somebody sure doesn't want to share their food, do they!
Bears, if you are smart, you'd put the pedal to the metal and get the heck out of there, ... well I certainly hope they are smart enough to obey the speed limit!
French fry-fed humans are particularly tasty, ... yes, but there's usually a lot of fat and cholesterol in them!
I tend not to give advice, unless asked directly, ... you're smarter than the average bear.
My stomach is growling!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and bear necessities.
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