Current JoyPoll results for 1202 entries:
What is most weird about the above comic?
You can't buy Time Machine like that at an Apple Store, ... you can't presently, but once I get Time Machine next Spring, I'll come back with it.
The guy should have gone forward in time to his retirement, ... he tried, only Time Machine gave the error message You are too fat and stressed. Future not found.
I'm in love with the Genius, ... I'm sorry, but all cartoon dating has to be approved by Snaggy.
I can relate to the guy far too much, ... what, you also try to return software after burning it to a DVD? ;)
Why would anyone not want to be married, have kids, and be fat, ... so they don't end up on the Internet in a comic?
Those aren't really his kids, and he's wearing a fatsuit, ... you see, it's all a practical joke in an attempt to ask out the Genius.
I think voting is weird. Weird huh?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Time Lords messing with the rounding.
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