Current JoyPoll results for 926 entries:
If you were a canine, what would you ask Miss Manners for Dogs?
Is butt sniffing acceptable behavior?, ... it is amongst dogs, however it is less acceptable to sniff the butt of Master.
Why does Master kick me off when I hump his leg?, ... you are obviously in an abusive relationship, and Master does not deserve your physical love.
How do I deal with the cat?, ... present yourself as an affectionate alternative to a lap of fur.
How can I get master off of his computer and take him for a walk?, ... I do not recommend chewing his computer's leash!
Master yells when I bark. How can I stop this behavior?, ... try setting a fire late at night while Master sleeps. Bark enough to wake him up. After that he will never complain about your barking again.
I'm barking up the wrong tree.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Lassie Landers.
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