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Current JoyPoll results for 926 entries:
If you were a canine, what would you ask Miss Manners for Dogs?
| Is butt sniffing acceptable behavior?, ... it is amongst dogs, however it is less acceptable to sniff the butt of Master. |
66 |
7% |
 |
| Why does Master kick me off when I hump his leg?, ... you are obviously in an abusive relationship, and Master does not deserve your physical love. |
148 |
15% |
 |
| How do I deal with the cat?, ... present yourself as an affectionate alternative to a lap of fur. |
131 |
14% |
 |
| How can I get master off of his computer and take him for a walk?, ... I do not recommend chewing his computer's leash! |
210 |
22% |
 |
| Master yells when I bark. How can I stop this behavior?, ... try setting a fire late at night while Master sleeps. Bark enough to wake him up. After that he will never complain about your barking again. |
252 |
27% |
 |
| I'm barking up the wrong tree. |
119 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Lassie Landers.
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