Current JoyPoll results for 1318 entries:
Where do you think Bill Gates will go when he dies?
Heaven, ... Warren Buffet will sneak him in.
Hell, ... he has a standing invitation from most Windows users to go there.
Purgatory, ... or if he's lucky, just Boot Camp.
Windows Hell, ... perpetual BSOD... heh, that's not much different than usual!
He'll just be deleted like the rest of us, ... life is short, and then you're trashed.
He will re-boot, ... hopefully he'll boot up on the other partition this time.
He's likely to re-incarnate as Clippy, the Microsoft Office assistant, ... I thought the Marquis de Sade already had that job.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and all good geeks go to binary heaven.
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