Current JoyPoll results for 1067 entries:
If you were to get a medal for your online activities, what would it be?
The Hacker Heart, ... crackers need not apply.
The Magnificent Valor Cross for Resisting Flamebait, ... and to those who post flamebait, I award The Order of the Skunk Cabbage.
The Medal of Merit for Good Passwords, ... make sure your acceptance speech is at least 6 characters long, and a mix of upper and lower case characters, numbers, and punctuation marks.
The Star of Gallantry for Helping Newbies, ... or maybe 5 blinking stars in the Forums?
Achievement Ribbon for My Personal Achievement in Launching my Browser, ... now you can attend meetings of The Order of the Double Click.
The Order of Most Excellent Porn Surfing, ... I think they award that one in private.
Distinguished Service Medal for regular JoyPolling, ... /me salutes you!
Just award me the Order of the Undistinguished Lurker.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and numbers MIA.
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