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Current JoyPoll results for 1347 entries:
What other Geek Legend would you like to see illustrated?
| The Twelve Labors of the System Admin, ... Labor #1... Appear to complete the remaining Labors, while in fact, slack. |
164 |
12% |
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| Steve and the Applenauts's expedition to PARC to fetch the Golden GUI, ... so are you suggesting PARC was fleeced? |
173 |
12% |
 |
| How Bill Gates stole the fire from Gary Kildall's QDOS, ... if only it had been stolen for the good of mankind. |
57 |
4% |
 |
| Woz breathing life into the silicon chips, ... he homebrewed up a golden Apple. |
100 |
7% |
 |
| Microsoft employees forever rolling the enormous boulder of Vista up to the peak of a mountain for all eternity, ... what's worse, developing Vista forever or Ballmer tearing at your liver? |
514 |
38% |
 |
| The one about the time Steve Jobs stopped to pick up a hitchhiker, then a man suddenly jumped out of hiding swinging a chain, so Steve sped off, but when he got home there was a chain wrapped around the bumper and at the end of the chain was a bloodied torn-off hand, ... it turned out to be Sculley's! |
187 |
13% |
 |
| ummm.... isn't my Geek God status worthy of illustration? |
152 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone taking the girdle of the Amazon Queen.
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