Current JoyPoll results for 1446 entries:
If they existed, how would you like your Mac viruses to look like?
Little Trojan warriors dragging a wooden horse, ... the Greeks leave it on your desktop, the Trojans drag it to your hard drive.
73
5%
A basket of snakes, ... EEEK! SNAKES ON A MAC!!!
17
1%
Fabio, ... OK, now I'm scared!
42
2%
The Evil Universe's Steve Jobs (like our Steve Jobs, only wearing a goatee), ... it not necessarily evil, it's just Alternate!
180
12%
The Ghost of the Happy Mac, seeking revenge, ... no! The Happy Mac has too much good in him, he would never turn to the Dark Side!
214
14%
A giant sexy babe rampaging around my desktop would be OK by me, ... oh, you meant on my computer desktop?
593
41%
I'm sticking with Windows viruses, thank you very much, ... somebody's gotta take the heat off us Mac users!
182
12%
I'm pondering whether I exist.
145
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not adding up to exactly 50 feet.
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