Current JoyPoll results for 1087 entries:
What's your secret weapon?
My singing voice, ... your vocal cords cause discord?
My yelling voice, ... maybe you should try Heavy Metal vocals instead.
My sexy voice, ... amazing how effective a whisper can be.
My silence, ... is it golden, or does it just make them see red?
Flatulence, ... thunderpants, or silent but deadly?
All of the above, within a 5 minute time span, ... in what order?
I'm taking cover in the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and weapons of personal destruction.
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