Current JoyPoll results for 1087 entries:
What's your secret weapon?
My singing voice, ... your vocal cords cause discord?
77
7%
My yelling voice, ... maybe you should try Heavy Metal vocals instead.
35
3%
My sexy voice, ... amazing how effective a whisper can be.
94
8%
My silence, ... is it golden, or does it just make them see red?
172
15%
Flatulence, ... thunderpants, or silent but deadly?
226
20%
All of the above, within a 5 minute time span, ... in what order?
337
31%
I'm taking cover in the results.
145
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and weapons of personal destruction.
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