Current JoyPoll results for 1311 entries:
What's the stinkiest thing about Windows?
The never-ending security holes, ... the biggest security breach was when it escaped from Redmond.
It's a virus breeding ground, ... hey, they gotta live somewhere, no?
Its proprietary nature, ... that's the smell of money.
The Blue Screen of Death, ... what's really scary is when you re-boot, it comes alive again.
It is EVIL incarnate, a product of the Great Satan, and will be the end of us all, ... isn't that the text of the warning label on the package?
It just stinks. No really, take a whiff, ... or is that just the scent of a geek?
Windows doesn't stink, in fact, its aroma grows on you, ... that's the sweet smell of assimilation.
Awwww, I'm kinda feeling sorry for poor stinky Windows!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a nose for value.
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