Current JoyPoll results for 1198 entries:
What would you add to a Valentine's Day Survival Kit?
Suicide pills, ... for you, or for Hallmark?
Massive quantities of chocolate, ... it might just tie you over until Easter.
Perfect couple breakup ray gun, ... does it break them up with a beam, or do they just break up fighting over it?
Blow-up Doll, ... rumors of your torrid love affair are inflated.
I'm one of those folks that likes Valentine's Day, ... you're a florist, right?
If I don't get my Significant Other something, I won't survive, ... same here... my cat can get very abusive. ;-)
I'm waiting to swoop in on the rebound.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and phenylethylamine.
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