Current JoyPoll results for 714 entries:
Which Martyr Complex School course would most interest you?
Guilt Trip 101, ... have you been packing your bags lately?
Pity for Pleasure and Profit, ... maybe you can work up to be a self-employed self-sacrificer.
Basking in Sympathy, ... throw a pity party!
How to Guilt Friends and Manipulate Family, ... that's what blogs are for, no?
How to deflect a Martyr Complex, ... "What's that I smell... a burning martyr?"
Oh, don't worry about me, I'll just stay here and work my fingers to the bone while you go to your fancy Martyr Complex School, ... you inspired me!
Gee, after all the work I did to do the JoyPoll, and you just viewed the results? *sigh* ;D
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that's OK, I guess adding up to almost 100% all these years just isn't good enough for you anymore.
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