Current JoyPoll results for 987 entries:
What's the best way for an iPod to lose weight?
Go on a low silicon diet, ... isn't funny how people put silicone in, and get fat sucked out?
Cut down on fatty mp3's, ... if you're an iTunes junky, then it could help fatten your wallet if you cut them out.
Drop a few accessories, ... you can drop the accessories, but don't drop the iPod!
Get a Flash makeover, ... it's not the size, it's what's inside that counts!
Move to a planet with lower gravity, ... fly me to the Moon.
I love my big fat iPod, ... if you love it so much, how about a big fat geek wedding?
My iPod is just big-boned.
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