Current JoyPoll results for 1237 entries:
Best 11th Tech Commandment?
Honor thy motherboard, ... but don't be afraid to upgrade her.
Thou shalt not check your email every five minutes, ... huh? The tech gods must be crazy!
Thou shalt keep all thy devices charged up, ... because you never know when a Sasquatch will fly a UFO by your window.
Don't steal music, ... let he who is without peer to peer, cast the first iPod.
Thou shalt Control-Alt-Delete, ... or in a pinch, use the Vulcan Pinch.
Thou shalt protect thy tech from evil with thy surge protector, ... lightning strikith in powerful ways!
I'll take two tablets and call you in the morning.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and codifying.
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