Current JoyPoll results for 957 entries:
How will the news that french fries and potato chips may cause cancer affect you?
I'm going to quit, cold potato, ... drop them like a hot potato?
I'm going to try and cut down, ... betcha can't eat just one.
I'm switching to Freedom Fries, ... um, has your brain been boiling in oil?
Let the chips fall where they may, ... can I supersize that tumor?
You'll have to take the fries outta my cold dead hands, ... pass the salt!
Huh? What am I gonna eat with my smokes now, ... cancer never tasted so good!
I'm wondering if potato is spelled correctly.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and acrylamide.
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