Current JoyPoll results for 1355 entries:
How do you think Steve Jobs will react to the news of Mac OS X Intel being hacked?
He'll fire someone, ... or set someone on fire.
Scream, yell, explode in rage, ... nothing like a temper tantrum to distort your reality!
Unleash the Legal Geniuses, ... you'd have to be a hacker to decrypt the legalese.
All of the above, ... perhaps use a little iTorture too?
Silence, ... in Cupertino, no one can hear him scream?
I doubt he gives a flying floppy about this, ... more like a supersonicly-tossed Superdrive?
I refuse to speculate on this, when I could be running and hiding.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an Untrusted Platform Module.
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