Current JoyPoll results for 1106 entries:
What do you wish would come into style?
Beer guts, ... is there a difference between a beer gut and a potato chip gut?
Back hair, ... the all-natural sunscreen.
Combovers, ... styled by Mr. Trump?
Belching, ... bachelors take note, belching the alphabet is not a skill women seek in a man.
Public flatulence, ... especially effective when combined with Plumber's Cleavage.
Um, in this case, I'm pretty happy with the current social norms, ... and here I thought you were such a trend setter!
I've already quite fashionable in most of the above.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the script getting sand kicked in its face.
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