Current JoyPoll results for 678 entries:
What is the most defining characteristic of a slacker alien race?
Their rest cycle is equal in length to their planet's revolution around its sun, ... and they all look forward to those leap years.
They evolved to bi-peds, but realized they'd rather be stay-in-beds, ... no, I don't suppose the slacker alien sex is all that great.
They just haven't gotten around to inventing warp drive, ... they have perfected the bottle rocket though.
Their Prime Directive is "let somebody else do it", ... they even had some other alien race write their Prime Directive for them.
They are really into the whole conservation of energy thing, ... especially the "body at rest" part.
The Borg refuses to assimilate them, ... though they probably feel like ass-laminating them.
I'm just chillaxin' with the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and conservation of addition.
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