Current JoyPoll results for 850 entries:
What is the moral of this comic?
Seagulls are noble birds, ... you seem en-raptor'd by them.
Seagulls are ignoble birds, ... don't get your feathers all ruffled up over it.
Life is short, don't be too noble all of the time, ... more importantly, don't be too ignoble all of the time.
In the garbage pile of Life, there's always a few fries, ... just don't forget there's a pecking order.
Comics about seagulls are not always about just seagulls, ... egg-actly what I was thinking.
Shithawks happen, ... and then you fly.
Protest vote against the depiction of garbage abuse.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and to everything (tern, tern, tern).
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