Current JoyPoll results for 821 entries: If you were the manager of this Apple Store, how would you deal with the feuding Genuises?
Send them to their separate stools wearing dunce caps, ... I'm sure they'd prefer a Happy beanie.
Schedule them for different shifts, ... but would that bring balance to the Genius side of the Force?
Fire them, ... but then the intelligent, sensitive, and hunky management would have to work the floor.
Sit back and enjoy the hi-jinks, ... and record them via closed circuit comic.
Try to out-Genius them both, ... you'd start a brains race?
Put a bomb inside a large box labelled "Don't look in here!", ... at the very least, you'll attract the Mac rumor crowd.
I'm part of the affirmative action for viewing the results program.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and secret messages.
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If you were the manager of this Apple Store, how would you deal with the feuding Genuises?