Current JoyPoll results for 880 entries:
What chair are you most comfortable in?
The luxury executive one, ... the chair that makes it worth putting your butt on the line.
The shameless butt kisser one seems appropriate, ... I'd tell you that was the perfect poll choice, but I'm not sure what I'm kissing up to.
I am the Lord of the Root, ... one geek throne from which to rule them all.
I find myself in the "trying to make me quit" chair a lot, ... you know it's serious when they ask you to play Musical Chairs.
I am the epitome of the Threatening New Guy, ... if they give you a stool, use it to milk the company.
Start-up baby, start-up, ... worst case scenario, take the chair to the beach!
I need one that will neutralize my "silent but deadlies", ... try activated charcoal filter underpants.
I'm standing in line for the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a whoopie cushion.
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