Current JoyPoll results for 727 entries:
Who would be the best person to sacrifice to the Sales Gods?
The person who missed the meeting, ... especially if they were the one who called it!
The Sales Manager, ... it's not like he has anything to manage anyway.
The Marketing devils, ... the Sales Gods might spit them back out.
The last person hired, ... he'll leave the Sales Gods with the freshest breath.
Your customers, ... it's not like you were counting on repeat sales anyway.
I'm more traditional, it's got to be a virgin, ... choose the one closest to retirement.
Pick me! Pick me!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not filling out the required Sales Gods sacrifice paperwork.
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