Current JoyPoll results for 447 entries:
What other great imaginary Tux products would you like us to develop?
Chia Tux... nuff said, ... if you leave it long enough, it ends up looking like Stallman.
TuxRocks, a variation of the pet rock, only this one is more huggable, ... easier on the head too, when the person you give it to throws it at you.
The TuxBlows, a modified leaf blower to clean your geekosphere with, ... please, mulch your Tux piles, don't burn them.
MagicTux, little kernels of goodness that grow into Tuxes when soaked in water, ... no relation to Sea-Tuxes, those disappointing little shrimps.
Tux Ray Specs, ... they make everything look free.
I'm imagining the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Tux rentals.
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