Current JoyPoll results for 734 entries:
What other changes to Apple's 1984 commercial do you wish they would not have rejected?
| Instead of a big grey room, girl runs down Apple Store aisles, ... they thought that might be a little too sexy for Mac geeks. |
32 |
4% |
 |
| Instead of a woman, Linus Torvalds throws a hammer at Bill Gates, ... yeah, Linus didn't want to be known as a woman-thrower. |
173 |
23% |
 |
| An old lady runs down the aisle yelling Where's the Beef, ... Jobs insisted they change it to "Where's the beet." |
61 |
8% |
 |
| Bonus footage of drones organizing class action lawsuit for getting their clothes covered by "mysterious white powder blotches", ... that's not white powder, they just haven't been outside for weeks. |
40 |
5% |
 |
| Guards drag woman away, and extended scenes reveal her salacious nights in the Prison for Bad Girls, ... everyone loves watching them fight over a pink iPod. |
184 |
25% |
 |
| Instead of Big Brother, the giant screen displays Michael Jackson's mug shot, and everyone is throwing hammers at it, ... I guess that's one way he could get a string of hits. |
139 |
18% |
 |
| I voted back in 1984. |
105 |
14% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Big iChat is watching you.
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