Current JoyPoll results for 757 entries:
What would be your favorite features of a Michael Jackson Bed and Breakfast?
The complimentary veils and glitter gloves, ... don't forget the Wacko-Jacko flap-Jacks they serve for breakfast!
The hyperbaric chamber suite and the cool animatronic Elephant Man Bones, ... and you'll never forget your night in the Chimp Room!
The generous bowls of confectionery they've laid out for you... rubber cleft chins, silicon cheek bones and plastic surgery noses, ... and wait till you see what they've left on your pillow!
The "Berlin Balcony" you can dangle your children off of, ... don't worry if you don't have kids, there are lots around to choose from.
Getting to sleep with the Michael Jackson blow up doll, ... hopefully it will stay inflated... it's had a lot of work done on it.
I'm Never-Never Landing there, ... I'm betting Macaulay Culkin wished he had stayed Home Alone too.
I sticking to my Elvis Bed and Breakfast plans.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and 1, 2, 3 not being as easy as A, B, C.
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