Current JoyPoll results for 1001 entries:
What is your favorite home-made anti-terrorist device?
Duct tape rules, ... rip, stick, so your eyes won't burn.
Very large Tupperware containers, ... a pine box will work almost as well.
Clothes pegs on the nose, ... what about the other openings?
Put a dry cleaning bag over my head, ... as recommended by the Youth in Asia Department.
I get the Homeland Security Department to recommend products, then hope the terrorists are crushed in the resulting shopping frenzy, ... when the going gets tough, the tough get shopping!
I dig a little hole in the sand and stick my head in, ... do you draw a line in the sand first?
I'm shouting "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some old cave dweller mumbling on an audio tape.
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