Current JoyPoll results for 972 entries:
Who is the scariest?
Stephen King, ... the pen is scarier than the sword!
Steve Jobs, ... real artists ship, and real artist's bosses scare the shi* out them.
Steve Case, ... the AOL discs are out there!
Steve Ballmer, ... nuff said!
Steven the Dell Dude, ... Jessycat says he's not so scary in real life.
My name is Steven, and I'm pretty scary, ... isn't that a line from your switcher ad?
My name is Steven, but I'm pretty friendly.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and logizomechanophobia.
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