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How would such a Stallman VS Apple, Trial of the Century turn out?
Apple would be forced to change the name of the eMac, ... I wouldn't recommend Vi-Mac.
In a landmark decision, Stallman would be awarded all the free-as-in-beer he could drink, ... Apple juice may be a better choice.
Apple would get off, after testifying to the jury that the compiler did not fit, ... but they were charged with murdering the jury via text editor/trademark law overdose.
Stallman would win, especially after Johnnie Cochrane played the Megahertz card, ... hopefully it wouldn't inspire a OS war riot.
Apple's Legal Geniuses would win, forcing Stallman to live on the street, surviving by selling blackmarket Mac Genius polos, ... not in my territory of the street he won't!
I'm fighting the future.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a hung jury.
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