So why did THEY change gravity?

If people weigh more, THEY can sell them expensive diet plans and pills!, ... those pills are actually upgrades to the chips they put in our arms!	7	8%
So THEIR gold bars weigh more!, ... the only way the Illuminati will move to Mars is if their gold bars weigh the same as on Earth.	9	10%
THEY didn't really want to change gravity, it's just a side effect of changing time, ... that's what the THEY's THEY want THEM to think!	19	22%
Because people who think gravity can be changed by THEM, are more likely to be suckered into other things, ... lately it seems like grifts have more gravity than black holes!	40	47%
I'm viewing the whole history of time at the edge of the results!	9	10%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and THEY changing what it means to add up to 100%.

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