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How would you stop smartphone addicts checking their phone all the time at dinner?

Prepare a dinner that's too delicious to ignore, ... and if they do anyway, prepare a dessert from To Serve Man.	20	6%
Chicken wire and sheet metal wallpaper, flooring, and ceiling tiles,... they'll be checking their phones to see why they're not going off.	26	8%
Get over it, it's the new normal, ... utensils probably caused a stir when they were first introduced.	31	10%
First one to touch their phone does the dishes and a total kitchen clean-up, ... and be sure to have that script running calling all your guests during dinner.	108	36%
It's pretty easy, before dinner just ask everyone not to check their phone during dinner, ... HA HA! That's a good one, I gotta tweet that.	61	20%
My pocket just vibrated, I just checked the results.	47	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and plant-based rounding.

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