Would you submit to getting a microchip implanted inside of you, if your employer requested it?
|No way!, ... what, you've got a chip on your shoulder?||239||65%|
|Maybe, if it gave me Jedi powers like opening doors by waving my hands, ... still, it's no match for a good blaster at your side.||30||8%|
|Yeah, I need my job more than I need my dignity, ... you can't use it as a bargaining chip?||7||1%|
|Not for my current employer, but maybe for some other, better one, ... someone who offers blue chip stocks?||25||6%|
|Chip me now!!! I've been waiting for this all my life!, ... I've never seen you so chipper!||15||4%|
|I'm chipping in for the results.||47||12%|