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What other creepy way do you think Facebook will next try to identify people?
|Zoom in with your computer's webcam to compare your teeth with dental records, ... your dentist sold you out for more likes.||23||5%|
|Facebook Extensions for your browser that smell your pheromones, ... I get so scared by Facebook they just use the smell of fear.||7||1%|
|Zooming in on photos of eyeballs of people, then ENHANCING, to see who is taking the picture, ... or just read lips from their drones.||57||13%|
|Just sending over a Facebook employee to live with your pheromones, ... well they might as well, since you are their product!||40||9%|
|In terms of how far Facebook will go to identify and track you... there is no limit!, ... We are The 'Book... resistance is futile.||243||55%|
|I'm viewing the dust on the results.||64||14%|