Why would Santa quit making toys and start mining bitcoin?
|He was just fed up with all the spoiled kids, ... no, it's just that all the kids are asking for Bitcoin now!||17||6%|
|No one believes in him anymore, so he decided to cash out, ... forget the Almighty Dollar, Bitcoin is the new god!||15||6%|
|He now has VC investors, and they decided giving away toys was not profitable enough, ... Santa got their name from Patreon.||38||15%|
|The North Pole is perfect for running server farms because the cold air keeps them cool!, ... not for much longer! *sob*||76||31%|
|Santa needed something for the elves to do, since he farmed out his toy production to Alibaba, ... the 40 thieves part is what they charge for shipping!||58||23%|
|I'm mining the results.||41||16%|