What would you like an Apple Watch to monitor for you?

Blood sugar levels, ... also great for vampires trying to cut back on sweets.	84	16%
Alcohol and/or THC levels, ... Apple Watch hookah pipe accessory sold separately.	39	7%
Depression, ... DANGER, binge eating predicted!	23	4%
Sexual prowess, ... luckily it also comes with an STD detector.	24	4%
Proximity to stupid, ... is that a siren on your wrist or are you just glad to leave me?	242	48%
I'm detecting the results!	87	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and identifying with the rounding.

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