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Current JoyPoll results for 424 entries:

What's your favorite thing our local planets are saying about Earthlings?

Mercury. They call some people mercurial, like it's a bad thing!, ... well, the Git folks do anyway! 7 1%
Venus. You think YOU have a global warming problem?, ... we always thought we were your twin world! 84 19%
Mars. Quit blaming me for men, ... women are from Earth, and men should remember where they came from! 39 9%
Jupiter. Don't call me a failed star!, ... that is so wrong... Jupiter is a failed brown dwarf! 20 4%
Saturn. Sorry, but Van Allen belts were so last century. Rings are always in!, ... Venus to Moon... if you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it! 37 8%
Uranus. I see you snickering over my name, jerks!, ... actually, Uranus doesn't give a Puck what you call it. 150 35%
I'm orbiting the results! 86 20%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Blonde dwarfs have more fun!

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