Which would you rather receive a present from?
|An ear!, ... hopefully it didn't make a silk purse out of its partner.||16||4%|
|A pair of lips!, ... hopefully not paid for with lip service.||119||31%|
|The eyes have it, ... hopefully your secret Santa isn't the stink eye.||63||16%|
|When it comes to presents, my nostrils have a nose for value, ... yes, but at this time of year they can be such drips.||18||4%|
|What the heck, make it a nasolacrimal duct!, ... no matter what happens, it'll end in tears.||50||13%|
|My organs are hurting over these results.||108||28%|