What do you think would be the most difficult thing to tell Trump?
|Santa isn't real, ... if he is, we all must have been pretty naughty this year for him to bring us Trump!||15||2%|
|That he's not the smartest, most attractive, most popular, and most virile man on Earth, ... he'd be mad you didn't say Universe.||182||33%|
|That Russia did in fact influence the US election, ... influencing the next four years too?||23||4%|
|That he lost the popular vote, ... he doesn't think votes against him are popular.||46||8%|
|That it's so easy to push his buttons with a joke. , ... he can't take one, but he can make one... look what he's doing to the Presidency!||157||29%|
|I'm getting briefed on the results.||112||20%|