What will you miss least when the USA election is over?
|Campaign ads, ... when it comes to voting, I'm all for surrogate suppression.||17||3%|
|Stump speeches, ... I wish they were talking more about clearcutting!||4||0%|
|Surrogates talking about the same thing, over and over again, and no one listening, ... I stopped reading at "surrogates".||33||6%|
|You know what, I'm a political junkie, and I kinda like this craziness, ... all I can say is... gawd damn the pushers!||18||3%|
|I'm sorry, but this election is never going to end. Don't people realize we are all dead and this is Hell?, ... if this is all a simulation then we have cruel programmers.||123||25%|
|I wish I could say Donald Trump, but I suspect he's not going away, ... we warned you a year ago, ignore the troll!||223||46%|
|I'm going on CNN to discuss the results!||65||13%|