Does searching for medical info on the Internet tend to make you sick?
|Doesn't apply, I never look up diseases on the Internet, ... Compulsive Lying Disorder... check.||57||16%|
|I get queasy thinking about the diseases, but I don't think I actually have them, ... you're in the denial stage.||40||11%|
|Um, yeah. Can we not talk about it please?, ... my diagnosis is aphasia.||26||7%|
|No, I don't have a hypochondriacal bone in my body, ... oh dear, you have hypophosphatasia?||48||13%|
|The Internet just gives me a bad case of maximus procratinatia. , ... the cure is worse than the disease!||73||20%|
|Cordyceps, the parasitic fungi infecting my brain, impelled me to select this option, ... my Cordyceps is smart enough to make me think I'm still in control.||56||15%|
|I'm seeking a cure in the results.||50||14%|