Nothing is certain, but...
|Death and taxes, ... it helps a bit knowing my taxes go towards delaying my death.||32||5%|
|Death and taxes, unless you're a corporation, ... well, at least they all die eventually too!||239||40%|
|It's certain we all try to get out of both, ... congrats, the NSA just sent the IRS a note to audit you.||88||14%|
|No matter how much you've got, you'll always want a bigger pot, ... my pot runnith over, so sayith my pants.||80||13%|
|Chasing rainbows is half the fun, ... it was until I got the water bill for all the sprinklers.||62||10%|
|I'm refracting the results!||88||14%|