What's the worst disease for an iPhone to get?
|Bipolar Electrode Disorder, ... if it doesn't change its state soon, I recommend taking it to redox.||17||3%|
|Touch Disease, ... your iPhone can't feel you, but if you can get the camera on, at least you can tell it you love it.||25||5%|
|Chronic Battery Fatigue Syndrome, ... when is Tesla going to offer an iPhone battery pack with Ludicrous mode?||192||40%|
|Separation anxiety, ... OK, well at least I know you suffer from projection.||57||11%|
|Itchy, flaking screen, ... just thinking about that is giving me sore-eye-asis||31||6%|
|Bad body image, ... well we know who to blame for my old iPhone feeling fat... I'm looking at you Apple!||48||10%|
|I'm shaming the results!||106||22%|